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Ask him if he stole his car.

How To Address A Visit from MPAA Senior VP Rich Taylor?

Ask him if he stole his car. (Score:5, Funny)
by kramer (19951) on Monday August 27, @07:11PM (#20377777)
(http://random.yahoo.com/bin/ryl)

Interrupt the beginning of the speech. Ask him if he stole his car. When he says no, ignore him and launch into a 5 minute prepared speech about how stealing cars is wrong, and the effects of stolen cars on everyone. Tell him how bad he is for stealing his car, and how he’ll be punished when he gets caught. Most importantly, do not let him interrupt you or skip any portion of your speech. When you’re finished, ask him how he appreciates being treated to a lecture about being a thief during time that is supposed to be his.

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